10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.