10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob