10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson