10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm