10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.