10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from