10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.