10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves