10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.