10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers