10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack