10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- It's Free To Fold...
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- in the poker game of life women are the rake