10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is for loners.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs