10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.