10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!