10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• im going to 2 out you to death