10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."