10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)