10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.