10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.