10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.