10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers