10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22