10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers