10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword