10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe