10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers