10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.