10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.