10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.