10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.