10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe