10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.