10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer