10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer