10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.