10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson