10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"