10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it