10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.