10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.