10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is for loners.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson