10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "No river, no fish."