10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack