10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd