10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for loners.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!