10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!