10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe