10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)