10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.